Bland as a Jesuit sober as a hymn.
Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.
A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Fatigue is the best pillow.
You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Worthless as wither'd weeds.
Shake a bridle over a Yorkshireman's grave and he'll rise and steal a horse.