Top Aphorists Quotes

Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their par...

Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.

Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.

We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.

The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least li...

An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.