Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be.
The most expensive sex is free sex
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Showing up is eighty percent of life.
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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