I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
The most expensive sex is free sex
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Showing up is eighty percent of life.
bullshit french post-war rationalizing
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.
I am two with nature.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.