I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
The most expensive sex is free sex
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Showing up is eighty percent of life.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
bullshit french post-war rationalizing
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans.
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.