Woody Allen Quote

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

Attempts to locate oneself within history are as natural, and as absurd, as attempts to locate oneself within astronomy. On the day that I was born, 13 April 1949, nineteen senior Nazi officials were...

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

The birth of a child is divine miracle.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.