If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect but I still love him.
bullshit french post-war rationalizing
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
I broke up with this girl, and they put me with a psychiatrist who said, 'Why did you get so depressed, and do all those things you did?' I said, 'I wanted this girl and she left me.'And he said,'Well...
You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life
One day about a month ago, I really hit bottom. You know, I just felt that in a Godless universe, I didn't want to go on living. Now I happen to own this rifle, which I loaded, believe it or not, and...
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Some guy hit my fender the other day and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.
Seja como for, as pessoas dedicadas à religião não querem reconhecer a realidade que contradiz o seu conto de fadas. Se realmente vivermos num universo sem Deus, elas perdem o emprego. O fluxo de dinh...
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.
I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.
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