If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
I broke up with this girl, and they put me with a psychiatrist who said, 'Why did you get so depressed, and do all those things you did?' I said, 'I wanted this girl and she left me.'And he said,'Well...
I am two with nature.
I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect but I still love him.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life
One day about a month ago, I really hit bottom. You know, I just felt that in a Godless universe, I didn't want to go on living. Now I happen to own this rifle, which I loaded, believe it or not, and...
I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
It was one of those great spring days, it was Sunday, and you knew summer would be coming soon. And I remember that morning Dorrie and I had gone for a walk in the park and come back to the apartment....
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, [Cloquet thought,] while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.
Some guy hit my fender the other day and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.