If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own mo...
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.
Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.
When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.
Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.
He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.
Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.
Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.
With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.
One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.
Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.
Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.
Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.