Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves.No, they’re not dwarfs either.Okay, okay, they’re little people, I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct when you’re the only one wh...
As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You can be told that reading Victor Hugo will sap your will to...
Aside from cutting off her head, though, I didn't really mean to kill her.Granuaile laughed. You know I'm on your side, but to an objective listener, that sounds like a less than convincing argument.
Revenge and rational thought never sleep together.
Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life policies. Charlatan's with "godproof" armor and extraplanar safe houses...
I am Snugglepumpkin. Hear me roar
May harmony find you Atticus
If there is anything I can warn you about when it comes to expanding your lifespan, it's that boredom is your enemy. If you get too bored with the routine of it, the endless eating, and sleeping, and...
Defend the honor of your arse-munching couch.
To steer from the passenger seat. I sniggered. You have
Sure as a frog’s ass is watertight.
This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here.
Great Big Bears! What happened to you? - Oberon
He was, undeniably, a mobile mountain of musk and virility,
You should learn Polish and read Szymborska!
They may have been victims at one time, but what you have to focus on is what they are now.
Didn’t deserve that kind of trauma. He was so tiny.>
Pastafarians
Look, I don't know what you are, but you're more than a geologist, if you are one at all. I've met lots of geologists on different projects like this, and they're all tiny sunburned men with fetishes...
Are the worst.