I am Snugglepumpkin. Hear me roar
He was, undeniably, a mobile mountain of musk and virility,
Yes, I felt guilt. Somehow I had pushed Fand to the precipice without realizing it, and had I not been so blind, perhaps she wouldn't be trying to pull us all over the edge with her now. I was sure Ma...
PR guys get paid to make people believe that a pile of shit is an investment in soil fertility. Professional liars.Ah! Manannan’s expression lit with comprehension. They are politicians?
Gods blast it, I was asking ye where you shite in the city, not where I should do it!
Druids were supposed to be forces of preservation, not destruction, and I could not dance around the fact that my stupid pride had turned me into a misbegotten cockwaffle.
Come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire. Oberon
When you’re in the middle of a killing field and the fucking Chooser of the Slain tells you to do something, you do it
The universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibilities. you have just received some sensory input...
The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility.
The plan was simple. Once on the Plain of Idavoll, we were going to follow the immortal strategy of Ebby Calvin Nuke LaLoosh and announce [our] presence with authority.
That wasn't so bad. She said, dabbing at her mouth with a napkin. What was it?That was a Rocky Mountain oyster, also know as a Montana tendergroin.No. I just ate bull's balls?Only one, but yes, you ju...
My hens all died and my plow is broke My well is dry and my yak just croaked My farm’s all rotted straight down to the roots But I don’t care because now I can wearrrrr—! My worldwide, superglide, yel...
If you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.
I don’t speak Otter, ya dumbass. What are ya waitin’ for? Get over here so we can get back to the rez. Unless I’m talkin’ to a real otter, in which case I’m the dumbass and you can just stay over ther...
I can. This is America. You said Americans assert their own opinions as if they were facts and dismiss inconvenient facts as mere opinions.>
His moral compass always points to himself; he is his own true north.
Great Big Bears! What happened to you? - Oberon
Defend the honor of your arse-munching couch.
But in doing so---moving forward...---he's still dealing with the past. It's always strung out behind us, innit, attached to our arses like a roll of toilet paper we trail out of the bathroom, pointin...