No matter how old I get, I keep running into people who are smarter, nobler, and kinder. I really ought to start listening to them and telling my pride to shut up. I had gods tell me not to go to Asga...
I jumped up and down and swore violently in seventeen languages.
Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it.
Not complaining. I’m lobbying. It’s this whole other word.>
The color palette is confined to that of a Gustave Dore' engraving, greys and blacks, and subtle shadings of these rendered in harrowing crosshatches and highlighted with sudden glaring areas of nothi...
Have you learned nothing from this journey? Magic is a drug. You can't just go around eating everything that sparkles.
But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.
Misbegotten cockwaffle.
Technology is always perfectly dependable until it isn't.
It’s odd how a dog roaming around is a health code violation but serving fried death on a stick isn’t.
Is better than running.>
You don't even know if she really likes you, Oberon said as we exited and I unlocked my bike. She could be doing her customer service routine and stringing you along in hopes of a big tip the next tim...
War always takes your life, sometimes not all at once.
Three gods, two Druids, and a selkie walk into a bar …
They should kick it old school with the Bard.>
Oi! Pay first, then run away screaming if you want!
Vampires inspire screams, not squees.
The wind and the grass and something in the sky, sun, or moon, shining on our backs as we run: They are gifts that humans toss away like socks on Christmas morning, because we see them every day and d...
PR guys get paid to make people believe that a pile of shit is an investment in soil fertility. Professional liars.Ah! Manannan’s expression lit with comprehension. They are politicians?
I bet it’s a universal truth: You eat your pie or go home.