PR guys get paid to make people believe that a pile of shit is an investment in soil fertility. Professional liars.Ah! Manannan’s expression lit with comprehension. They are politicians?
It's not like the Middle Ages, when you had the Church and the aristocracy keeping everything nice and stagnant.
Defend the honor of your arse-munching couch.
To steer from the passenger seat. I sniggered. You have
When you’re in the middle of a killing field and the fucking Chooser of the Slain tells you to do something, you do it
No one takes you seriously when you're naked.
Betrayal always comes wrapped up in a friendly cloak. It's one of the first things I learned in the Senate.
We should be going in there with a thousand naked warriors who fight like wet cats with dodgy bowels. You can go naked if you want, the bastard says to me, ignoring my advice.
Druids were supposed to be forces of preservation, not destruction, and I could not dance around the fact that my stupid pride had turned me into a misbegotten cockwaffle.
I forgot how good it feels to be rooted. And to be rooted is not the same thing at all as being tied down. To be rooted is to say, here I am nourished and here will I grow, for I have found a place wh...
I can. This is America. You said Americans assert their own opinions as if they were facts and dismiss inconvenient facts as mere opinions.>
His moral compass always points to himself; he is his own true north.
Gods blast it, I was asking ye where you shite in the city, not where I should do it!
But in doing so---moving forward...---he's still dealing with the past. It's always strung out behind us, innit, attached to our arses like a roll of toilet paper we trail out of the bathroom, pointin...
Sure as a frog’s ass is watertight.
Come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire. Oberon
You should learn Polish and read Szymborska!
Yes, I felt guilt. Somehow I had pushed Fand to the precipice without realizing it, and had I not been so blind, perhaps she wouldn't be trying to pull us all over the edge with her now. I was sure Ma...
Unidentified hole, please shut it and inspect yourself. Continue to talk and you will be ignored.
The plan was simple. Once on the Plain of Idavoll, we were going to follow the immortal strategy of Ebby Calvin Nuke LaLoosh and announce [our] presence with authority.