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Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves.No, they’re not dwarfs either.Okay, okay, they’re little people, I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct when you’re the only one who can hear me.

Kevin Hearne

Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves.No, they’re not dwarfs either.Okay, okay, they’re little people, I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct when you’re the only one who can hear me.

Tags: dog, humor, oberon

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