“ Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life policies. Charlatan's with "godproof" armor and extraplanar safe houses… Kevin Hearne
“ There was something sort of bleak about her tone, rather as if she had swallowed an east wind. This I took to be due to the fact that she probably hadn't breakfasted. It's only after a bit of breakfas… P.G. Wodehouse
“ Jesus "...It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name. Kevin Hearne
“ Good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society. William Makepeace Thackeray