Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job
(n.) An ass; or (less frequently) a mule.
(n.) A stupid or obstinate fellow; an ass.
I am here, come closer, the old donkey said with her eyes. I will mother you.
A city man taking the picture of a donkey and behaving like he has seen an alien creature must absolutely be photographed as he is certainly more interesting than the donkey itself!
Clearly his next tat needed to be more along the lines of a donkey. ’Cuz he was acting like an ass.-Rehv's thoughts