Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job
(n.) An ass; or (less frequently) a mule.
(n.) A stupid or obstinate fellow; an ass.
A city man taking the picture of a donkey and behaving like he has seen an alien creature must absolutely be photographed as he is certainly more interesting than the donkey itself!
I am here, come closer, the old donkey said with her eyes. I will mother you.
Clearly his next tat needed to be more along the lines of a donkey. ’Cuz he was acting like an ass.-Rehv's thoughts