Yo mama is so ugly… when she walks down the street in September, people say Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama is so ugly… the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama is so ugly… that she scares blind people!
Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama is so ugly… she looked out the window and got arrested!
Yo mama is so ugly… her mother had to be drunk to breast feed her!
Yo mama is so ugly… for Halloween she trick-or-treats on the phone!
Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl! Yo
Yo mama is so stupid… she stayed up all night trying to catch up on her sleep!
Yo mama is so stupid… she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama is so poor… when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said, Ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama is so poor… the last time she smelled a hot meal was when a rich man farted!
Yo mama is so poor… she hangs toilet paper out to dry!
Yo mama is so poor… burglars break into her house and leave money!
Yo mama is so poor… a tornado hit her house and did a home improvement!
Yo mama is so old… that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama is so old… her memory is in black and white!
Yo mama is so lazy… she undercooks Ramen noodles!
Yo mama is so fat… when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was planet Earth.
Yo mama is so fat… when she plays hopscotch, she goes North America, South America, Europe, Asia.