“ Yo mama is so fat… when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so fat… that when she wanted a waterbed, they had to put a cover over the Pacific Ocean. Johnny B. Laughing
“ How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat! Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher! Johnny B. Laughing
“ How do hurricanes see? A: With one eye! Q: What did the ground say after the earthquake? A: You really crack me up! Johnny B. Laughing
