Yo mama is so old… she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama is so old… she knew the Great Wall of China when it was only good!
Yo mama is so old… that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo
Yo mama is so old… that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama is so poor… a tornado hit her house and did a home improvement!
Yo mama is so poor… burglars break into her house and leave money!
Yo mama is so poor… when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said, Ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama is so stupid… I said that drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder!
Yo mama is so stupid… she bought a ticket to Xbox Live!
Yo mama is so stupid… she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama is so stupid… she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so stupid… she stayed up all night trying to catch up on her sleep!
Yo mama is so stupid… she tried to climb Mountain Dew!
Yo mama is so ugly… I told her to take out the trash and we never saw her again!
Yo mama is so ugly… for Halloween she trick-or-treats on the phone!
Yo mama is so ugly… she got beat up by her imaginary friends!
Yo mama is so ugly… she is the reason that Sonic the Hedgehog runs!
Yo mama is so ugly… she made an onion cry.
Yo mama is so ugly… she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama is so ugly… that she scares blind people!
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