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Johnny B. Laughing Quotes

Q: Where do Russian cows come from? A: Moscow!

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Q: What lights up a soccer stadium? A: A soccer match!

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Q: What is an animal’s favorite day? A: St. Petrick’s Day!

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Knock knock! Who’s there? Yule!

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Knock knock! Who’s there? Barbie! Barbie who? Barbie Q!

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Carrie!

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Yo mama jokes… Yo

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Yo mama is so ugly… she looked out the window and got arrested!

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Yo mama is so stupid… she got lost in a telephone booth.

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Yo mama is so hairy… Harry Potter got jealous.

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Yo mama is so fat… the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale!

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Yo mama is so fat… she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!

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What looks just like half a loaf of bread? A: Its other half!

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What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sundays!

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Q: Why are rivers lazy? A: They are always on their bed!

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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops!

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Knock knock!

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? A: You get a buzzy signal!

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