What did one candle say to the other? A: Don’t birthdays just burn you up?
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? A: Time to get a new car!
Q: What kind of hot drink do aliens drink? A: Gravi-tea!
Q: What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
Q: What do you call an egg from outer space? A: An unidentified flying omelet!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Open up! Olive here too!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!
How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat! Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? A: You get a buzzy signal!
Cow Jokes Dinosaur Jokes Dog Jokes Elephant Jokes Fish Jokes Monkey Jokes Pig Jokes Rabbit Jokes Skunk Jokes Astronaut Jokes Cop Jokes Dancer Jokes Dentist Jokes Doctor Jokes Sports Jokes Music Jokes...
Carrie!
Allison to the radio every morning!
Aardvark Jokes Bird Jokes Bug Jokes Cat Jokes
A: Take his shovel away!
A big group of dinosaurs!
The top! Knock knock! Who’s there? Abby! Abby who? Abby C D E F G!
Fiction.
Dinosaurs.