Yo mama is so fat… she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo
Why did the boy put candles in the toilet? A: He wanted to have a birthday potty!
What looks just like half a loaf of bread? A: Its other half!
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? A: Boonana!
Toucan open up this door! Knock knock! Who’s
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Q: Why was the mother flea so unhappy? A: All her children have gone to the dogs!
Q: Why did the farmer feed the cow money? A: He wanted to have rich milk!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to space? A: He wanted to find Pluto!
Q: Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house? A: All of them because houses don’t jump!
Q: Where do Russian cows come from? A: Moscow!
Q: What letter should you try to avoid? A: The letter A because it makes men mean!
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front? A: A warm back!
Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circuit!
Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? A: You rocket (rock it)! Q: What did the baby corn say to mother corn?
Q: How can you get rich by eating? A: Eat lots of fortune cookies!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for too long! Knock knock! Who’s there? Summer!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Abby! Abby who? Abby C D E F G! Knock knock!
Jokes Knock knock! Who’s there? Vanna!