“ Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs, and was still stuck. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Alice N. to you if you will listen to me! Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Open up! Olive here too! Knock knock! Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so ugly… instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so poor… when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said, Ok, choose a corner. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so fat… when she wears a red dress all the kids scream look it’s the Kool-Aid man. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so fat… when God said, Let there be light, he had to ask her to move out of the way. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so fat… her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight! Johnny B. Laughing
