Yo mama is so ugly… the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama is so ugly… they passed a law saying she could only do online shopping!
Yo mama is so ugly… when she joined an ugly contest, they said, Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama is so ugly… when she walks down the street in September, people say Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama is so ugly… when they took her to the beautician it took 24 hours for a quote!
After you cut
Fiction.
Fish
Girl keep
It proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately! Q:
Listen to
A: A cheetah! ***
A: Take his shovel away!
Alice N. to you if you will listen to me! Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Open up! Olive here too! Knock knock!
Allison to the radio every morning!
Bosnia!
Bull who? Bull the door closed when you come in!
Carrie who?
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Does your brother keep himself clean? Yes! He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
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