Yo mama is so fat… when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was planet Earth.
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.
The best thing you can wear is self confidence.
Use your youth to do something useful or unique or ultimate.
To create well I have to be in a good mood, happy and cool.
Hide yourself in God, so when a man wants to find you he will have to go there first.
Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Precision, speed, unambiguity, knowledge of files, continuity, discretion, unity, strict subordination, reduction of friction and of material and personal costs - these are raised to the optimum point...
Eschew evil and it`s machinations.