What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music!
Yo mama is so old… she used to babysit Adam and Eve!
Yo mama is so old… she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama is so old… her first pet was a T-Rex! Yo mama is so old… she took her driving test on a dinosaur! Yo mama is so old… her bi...
What kind of hot drink do aliens drink? A: Gravi-tea!
A house really smelly? A: Just a phew! Q: What’s a skunk’s philosophy on life? A: Eat, stink, and be merry! Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? A: Something that stinks and stings!...
Why do elephants live in the jungle? A: Because they don’t have to pay rent!
What do you get if you cross a cat with Santa? A: Santa Claws!
What kind of apple isn't an apple? A: A pineapple!
Yo mama is so old… she knew the Dead Sea when it started getting sick!
Yo mama is so poor… birds throw bread at her!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow… I can't believe it's not butter.
What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope!
What kind of phone makes music? A: Saxophone! Q:
What kind of driver will never get a license?
Truck!
Why should you never trust a person still in bed? A: Because they are lying!
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What kind of phone makes music? A: Saxophone!
Where do snowmen check their email? A: On the winternet! Q: What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren! Q: What is an earthquake’s favorite song? A: Shake, rattle, and roll! Q: What is it called w...
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