“ Yo mama is so fat… when she plays hopscotch, she goes North America, South America, Europe, Asia. Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yesterday i was clever so i took the glory for me. Today HE makes me wise so i give the glory to HIM. indonesia123
“ Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity. Louis Pasteur
“ It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap… Brandon Mull
“ Great designers seldom make great advertising men, because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture - and forget that merchandise must be sold. James Randolph Adams
“ Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p… Peter Drucker
