Yo mama is so ugly… the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Risk is the clue that our dreams are both real and great.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
One love, one heart, one destiny.
My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break:1. Stop stressing2. Stop worrying3. Give rest to the problems weighing you down4. Lighten up5. Forgive yourself6. Forgive others
Capability can handle challenges, it doesn't accept charity.
When a blind man says, 'God is good,' this should be an eye-opener to those who can see.
Embrace contradictions for they make upall of life:You will eternally be looking for yourself andseeking ways to lose yourself.