Yo mama is so ugly… the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Don't be in temper, to leave so quickly, that I may be dying. But all too soon, the leaves and debris will gather elsewhere.
You know all that sympathy that you feel for an abused child who suffers without a good mom or dad to love and care for them? Well, they don't stay children forever. No one magically becomes an adult...
Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.
When efforts that are wisely executed, the situation and condition don't affect the performance.
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
You haunt my days and dreams.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.
I became an artist because I wanted to be an active participant in the conversation about art.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.