Yo mama is so poor… the last time she smelled a hot meal was when a rich man farted!
Kids are absolutely starved for positive adult contact.
Ability to find the answers is more important than ability to know the answers.
To be inspired is great, but to inspire is an honor.
Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.
Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.
Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
I met a boy whose eyes showed me that the past, present and future were all the same thing.
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.