Yo mama is so hairy… Harry Potter got jealous.
Yo mama is so fat… when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was planet Earth.
Yo mama is so fat… when she wears a red dress all the kids scream look it’s the Kool-Aid man.
Yo mama is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club, everyone thought she was Jabber the Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama is so fat… when she plays hopscotch, she goes North America, South America, Europe, Asia.
Yo mama is so fat… when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama is so fat… when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama is so fat… the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale!
Yo mama is so fat… that when she wanted a waterbed, they had to put a cover over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama is so old… she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama is so fat… she walked in front of the TV and I missed four shows.
Yo mama is so old… that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo
Yo mama is so poor… burglars break into her house and leave money!
Yo mama is so poor… a tornado hit her house and did a home improvement!
Why should you never trust a person still in bed? A: Because they are lying!
Yo mama is so old… that when she was in school there was no history class.
Why wouldn’t the dinosaur cross the road? A: They weren’t invented yet!
Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo
Yo mama is so lazy… she undercooks Ramen noodles!
Yo mama is so fat… she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
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