Yo mama is so old… she helped serve the Last Supper!
Yo mama is so old… she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama is so fat… when she wears a red dress all the kids scream look it’s the Kool-Aid man.
Yo mama is so fat… when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama is so fat… the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale!
Yo mama is so fat… she walked in front of the TV and I missed four shows.
Yo mama is so fat… she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama is so fat… her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight!
Why was the bank so noisy? A: Because money talks!
Why should you never trust a person still in bed? A: Because they are lying!
Why did the dinosaurs eat raw meat? A: They didn’t know how to cook!
Why are false teeth like stars? A: Because they come out at night!
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? A: No one!
Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A: Catch! Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
What kind of hot drink do aliens drink? A: Gravi-tea!
What eight letter word has one letter in it? A: Envelope! Q:
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A: Mice cream and cake! Q: What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake? A:
What do you call an egg from outer space? A: An unidentified flying omelet!
What do you call a cat that can hop over a wall? A: A good jumpurr!