Yo mama is so fat… when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
Love is just a contact of no refusal.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
Manners and politeness will never become old-fashioned.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
In action a great heart is the chief qualification. In work, a great head.
I think that fame removes true happiness. Because when you are famous, people know you for who they think you are and when you are happy, it's because people have met you and see you for who you reall...
On the other hand it is possible that human control over the machines may be retained. In that case the average man may have control over certain private machines of his own, such as his car of his pe...
Focus your attention on the quality of your words, and not the quantity, because few sensible talks attracts millions of listeners more than a thousand gibberish.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.