Why was the bank so noisy? A: Because money talks!
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.
You haunt my days and dreams.
Your every positive action in your life will increase your self-esteem and this self-esteem will boost you for more positive action to take you on success
Most people do not realize that they are one car crash away from death.
Use your youth to do something useful or unique or ultimate.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
If you can dream it, you can do it.