Yo mama is so old… she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people.
What's happened with society is that we have created these devices, computers, which already can register and process huge amounts of information, which is a significant fraction of the amount of info...
The cross has become a symbol in much of the Western world, misused by many rock stars and others who do not comprehend its significance.
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.
Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
Manners and politeness will never become old-fashioned.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.