Yo mama is so fat… when she wears a red dress all the kids scream look it’s the Kool-Aid man.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Be the girl you want your daughter to be. Be the girl you want your son to date. Be classy, be smart, be real, but most importantly be nice.
These days we have Smartphones, Smartcars, Smartboards, Smarteverything, but consider this: if technology is getting smarter, does that mean humans are getting dumber?
The cross has become a symbol in much of the Western world, misused by many rock stars and others who do not comprehend its significance.
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
Change is inevitable. Progression is a choice. We all move, but are you going to move forward?
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.