Alice N. to you if you will listen to me! Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Open up! Olive here too! Knock knock!
Alfredo!
A: A cheetah! ***
Truck!
The chicken cross
Some!
She used to babysit Adam and Eve! Yo
Knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four
It proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately! Q:
Fish
Yo mama is twice the man you are!
Yo mama is so ugly… when they took her to the beautician it took 24 hours for a quote!
Yo mama is so ugly… they passed a law saying she could only do online shopping!
Yo mama is so ugly… they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama is so ugly… she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
Yo mama is so ugly… she made an onion cry.
Yo mama is so ugly… she got beat up by her imaginary friends!
Yo mama is so stupid… she tried to climb Mountain Dew!
Yo mama is so stupid… she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg’s new song!
Yo mama is so stupid… she called me to ask me for my phone number!