“ Yo mama is so old… she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama is so old… her first pet was a T-Rex! Yo mama is so old… she took her driving test on a dinosaur! Yo mama is so old… her bi… Johnny B. Laughing
“ Where do snowmen check their email? A: On the winternet! Q: What do snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren! Q: What is an earthquake’s favorite song? A: Shake, rattle, and roll! Q: What is it called w… Johnny B. Laughing
“ A house really smelly? A: Just a phew! Q: What’s a skunk’s philosophy on life? A: Eat, stink, and be merry! Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? A: Something that stinks and stings!… Johnny B. Laughing
“ Yo mama is so ugly… they had to feed her with a Frisbee! Yo mama is so ugly… when she watches TV the channels change themselves! Yo mama is so ugly… she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in h… Johnny B. Laughing
