What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? A: Boonana!
What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Yo mama is so stupid… I said that drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder!
Jokes Knock knock! Who’s there? Vanna!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Jokes The
How is a heart like a musician? A: They both have a beat! Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!
What’s the best day to eat bacon? A: Fry-day!
Yo mama is so poor… when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said, Ok, choose a corner.
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? A: No one!
Who’s there? Amos! Amos who? Amos-quito is on your arm!
Who’s there?
Why are false teeth like stars? A: Because they come out at night!
Why did the boy put candles in the toilet? A: He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Yo mama is so fat… the last time she saw 90210, it was on the scale!
Yo mama is so fat… when she plays hopscotch, she goes North America, South America, Europe, Asia.
Yo mama is so fat… when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama is so fat… when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama is so old… she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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