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I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

Joe E. Lewis

I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

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About Joe E. Lewis

Joe E. Lewis (born Joseph Klewan; January 12, 1902 – June 4, 1971) was an American comedian, actor and singer.