Janet Evanovich Quotes

[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder."[Stephanie] "I'm rattled.""I have a cure."Oh, boy.He put the truck in gear and headed for the exit. "I know what you're thinking,"...

Believe just about anything.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious.

Not that I’m aware, Sunshine said.

I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be a slob and sleep in what I was wearing. Truth is, I'm not entirely comfortable sleeping naked. I do...

Flare

How about we cut a hole in your bedspread and punch your head through it, Lula said. That should be about your size.

Dad's on a fishing boat in front of Carter's estate. If we get into trouble, all I have to do is press the button on the tiny transmitter in my pocket and he'll destroy the dome on top of Carter's hou...

Fuck, Ranger said.Ranger didn't often curse and he rarely raised his voice. The fuck has been entirely conversational. Like he was now midly inconvenienced. He put his Bates boot to the door and the d...

I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities.

Suppose I was able to get to court, and the zombies followed me there, and they ate all the people’s brains who were in the court?’‘This is Trenton,’ Lula said. ‘You might not notice.

I've never been in this part of Trenton before. I don't feel comfortable driving around buildings that haven't got gang slogans sprayed on them. Look at this place. No boarded-up windows. No garbage i...

There are some men who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever.

I'd slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I'd been in his bed. And then there was the evil shower gel. It was all because of the shower gel, I said. Morelli's eyes narrowed. Shower gel? I ma...

Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. The ceremony is over. Can you make it back to the car?I nodded. I'm okay now. Am I red and blotchy from crying?Yes...

Connie, giving her thoughts on why Vinnie's hot temper is less than normal, says: Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.

You’re so logical, Glo said. I would be exhausted if I had to think up all these explanations. It’s so much easier to believe in magic.

He stood out because he had a slight British accent and an odd tattoo on his neck. A skull and a flower.

Steph? Huh? I still had my hands on his stomach, and I could feel him laughing. I can smell something burning, babe. You must be thinking. It wasn’t my brain that was on fire. I felt around a little w...

The game is afoot.