Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.
In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.
I'll take a donut over a man any day of the week.
I don't have a lot of domestic instincts, Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down.I went dry mou...
I can't wear this, she said from inside the dressing room. It's too small.Let's see, Nick said. Come on out.Get me a bigger size. A lot bigger.Nick opened the door and looked in at Kate. Whoa, he said...
Dancing hotdogs don't say shit.
Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped- Ranger
You should see me work my magic in leatherRanger
Ranger leaned closer and lowered his voice.
I rolled my eyes so far into the back of my head I saw myself Thinking- Stephanie Plum High Five
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Came out alive, Kate said.
Anyone else would have just killed the alligator
So elves could be walking around in our midst, disguised as normal, everyday, vertically challenged citizens.
I always wanted to eat with a Negro, Grandma said.Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney-assed old white woman, Lula said. So I guess this works out good.
Excuse me? I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. Coffee? I thought we came here for pie. I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here. I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firstha...
Bottles of water on it to keep
The game is afoot.
Thank God for small favors.
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