A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than...
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
When I first came to this country I didn't have a nickel in my pocket - now I have a nickel in my pocket.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Since my little daughter is only half Jewish would it be alright if she went into the pool only up to her waist?
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.