Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
Hold your pen and spare your voice.
London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.
There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.", Summer 1956]
There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Women and elephants never forget.
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
I hate writing, I love having written.
By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.
I shall stay the way I am Because I do not give a damn.
Where unwilling dies the rose Buds the new another year.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Work is the province of cattle.
Lips that taste of tears they say are the best for kissing.
They sicken of calm who know the storm.
It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.