Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.", Summer 1956]
There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.
By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying.
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.
Hold your pen and spare your voice.
It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
He'll be cross if he sees I have been crying. They don't like you to cry. He doesn't cry. I wish to God I could make him cry. I wish I could make him cry and tread the floor and feel his heart heavy a...
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
There was never a place for her in the ranks of the terrible slow army of the cautious. She ran ahead where there were no paths.
Women and elephants never forget.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studdedwheelchair.
I hate writing, I love having written.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.