Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
I've just learned about his illness let's hope it's nothing trivial.
A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.
As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid.
If a woman likes another woman she's cordial. If she doesn't like her she's very cordial.