Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense
Now me, said Mr. Vandemar.What number am I thinking of? I beg your pardon? What number am I thinking of? repeated Mr. Vandemar. It’s between one and a lot, he added, helpfully.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Scully was appallingly gregarious—so outgoing she was practically incoming.
It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.
I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!
Mother could go for one year without food, but not one day without her lip sticks.
Of course it is,’ said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to everythingthat Alice said; ‘there’s a large mustard-mine near here. And the moralof that is– The more there is of mine, the less there...
I always got the words pedestrian and Presbyterian confused. I didn't understand why Presbyterians always had the right of way.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
It took my whole life to buy this stuff.
I don't think you understand, said Milo timidly as the watchdog growled a warning. We're looking for a place to spend the night.It's not yours to spend, the bird shrieked again, and followed it with t...
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a – Be very quiet, advised the duke, for it goes without saying.And, sure enough, as soon as they were all quite still, it began to move quickly thr...
Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Thanks liver... you are a champ!
He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.
Part of my wisdom consists of being a whiz at reminding the dumb, why they should be whizzes, and not just live life to whiz by others.
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