Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. Nothing's impossible!
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely.
Part of my wisdom consists of being a whiz at reminding the dumb, why they should be whizzes, and not just live life to whiz by others.
Your friends are all the dullest dogs I know. They are not beautiful: they are only decorated. They are not clean: they are only shaved and starched. They are not dignified: they are only fashionably...
Why do I love poetry? It's more than word play, less about the pay. Let's just say that for the first time in along while I stopped running, stared back at my darkest worst and said, 'Come here, you b...
Now me, said Mr. Vandemar.What number am I thinking of? I beg your pardon? What number am I thinking of? repeated Mr. Vandemar. It’s between one and a lot, he added, helpfully.
I don't think you understand, said Milo timidly as the watchdog growled a warning. We're looking for a place to spend the night.It's not yours to spend, the bird shrieked again, and followed it with t...
Life never be serious with you it always make fun of you so learn to have fun.
I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.
I always got the words pedestrian and Presbyterian confused. I didn't understand why Presbyterians always had the right of way.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.
Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a – Be very quiet, advised the duke, for it goes without saying.And, sure enough, as soon as they were all quite still, it began to move quickly thr...
Look after the senses and the sounds will look after themselves
Scully was appallingly gregarious—so outgoing she was practically incoming.