Top Sex Quotes

فكّر توماس: إن مضاجعة امرأة والنوم معها رغبتان ليستا مختلفتين فحسب بل متناقضتان أيضاً. فالحب لا يتجلى بالرغبة في ممارسة الجنس (وهذه الرغبة تنطبق على جملة لا تحصى من النساء) ولكن بالرغبة في النوم المشت...

It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian, you could just about manage a condom.

Sex Definition

(n.) The distinguishing peculiarity of male or female in both animals and plants; the physical difference between male and female; the assemblage of properties or qualities by which male is distinguished from female.

(n.) One of the two divisions of organic beings formed on the distinction of male and female.

(n.) The capability in plants of fertilizing or of being fertilized; as, staminate and pistillate flowers are of opposite sexes.

(n.) One of the groups founded on this distinction.

Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.

Sex, once a law as undisputed as gravity, has been disproved. The equation is erased, the blackboard broken

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets

I'm always interested in products that claim to be aphrodisiacs, when we all know that the one and only aphrodisiac is a man volunteering to build you some bookshelves.

I wasn't going to have dessert, but it was right there, all gooey and sweet. It's like sex. I mean, when it's right there, what are you supposed to do? I wasn't going to have that either--sex--with my...

Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.

Sports is to war as pornography is to sex.

وسعادتهما لم تكن على الرغم من الحزن بل بفضله.

I saw a documentary about prostitution in Holland a few years ago, that said over there health insurance actually pays for monthly visits to a prostitute for the disabled, because they feel that sex i...

And yet, despite the multiplicity of times we've done it, it is still a funny, exultant, true thing - where for a short time you turn into something else and fly; where you stop fretting and wanting,...

The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.

I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another.

Fighting is found everywhere in the animal kingdom and nowhere so much as among human animals. Animals fight to get what they want--food, sex, territory, control, etc.--because there are other animals...

If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas.

Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy

I lost my innocence very young and it had nothing to do with sex.

The prostate might as well have been a mythological creature like a unicorn or Leprechaun only acknowledged through whispery giggles among women brunching with their gay friends.

But the largest number of primate species--thirty-four--have a promiscuous system in which females routinely associate and copulate with multiple males.