“ The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then… P.J. O'Rourke
“ It's been the same story ever since I can remember, ever since Wilson – the Republicans don't do a thing for the little man. John Updike
“ This is not the time for partisan bickering. This is not the time for politics as usual. Some of us are Democrats. Some of us are Republicans. Some of us are Independents. Above all, we must be Oklaho… Brad Henry
“ The changes that take place when liberal Democrats replace not so liberal or compassionate Republicans (or Democrats) are merely cosmetic. David T. Dellinger
“ Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help him go broke. They stand four-square for the American home--but not for housing. They are strong for labor--but they are strong… Harry Truman
“ The Republican and Democratic parties both feed out of the same bag provided by the monied system, and where the list frequently differs the same interests are represented. George Seldes
“ If a fourteen year-old can deliver your message, it's not because he's gifted. It's because intellectually, you're a child. Bill Maher
“ Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons. Frank Zappa
“ How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. Will Durst
“ It was Bill Clinton who once pithily captured the contrast between the two parties when it came to selecting a presidential standard-bearer: Democrats want to fall in love; Republicans just fall in li… Mark Halperin
“ We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it... P.J. O'Rourke
“ Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could… Jay Leno
“ I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, or course, stop to kick… Barbara Ehrenreich
“ Republicans don't like people to talk about depressions. You can hardly blame them for that. You remember the old saying: Don't talk about rope in the house where somebody has been hanged. Harry Truman
“ So, I’m a playwright. In Minneapolis. Which means that I find myself operating in a pretty lefty crowd, most of the time. And most of my energy goes towards arguing with that, and musing about how I r… Phillip Andrew Bennett Low
