The Republicans believe in the minimum wage -- the more the minimum, the better.
I don't hate Republicans as individuals. But I hate what the Republicans are doing to this country. I really do.
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then...
The changes that take place when liberal Democrats replace not so liberal or compassionate Republicans (or Democrats) are merely cosmetic.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.
Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help him go broke. They stand four-square for the American home--but not for housing. They are strong for labor--but they are strong...
This is not the time for partisan bickering. This is not the time for politics as usual. Some of us are Democrats. Some of us are Republicans. Some of us are Independents. Above all, we must be Oklaho...
The Republican and Democratic parties both feed out of the same bag provided by the monied system, and where the list frequently differs the same interests are represented.
The problem with that analysis is that it is incorrect.
If a fourteen year-old can deliver your message, it's not because he's gifted. It's because intellectually, you're a child.
Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid.
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
There are two political truisms: Old people vote and Republicans eat their young.
It was Bill Clinton who once pithily captured the contrast between the two parties when it came to selecting a presidential standard-bearer: Democrats want to fall in love; Republicans just fall in li...
I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, or course, stop to kick...
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could...
We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it...
Republicans don't like people to talk about depressions. You can hardly blame them for that. You remember the old saying: Don't talk about rope in the house where somebody has been hanged.