“ Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles. Roseanne Barr
“ Penises... if used incorrectly it becomes man's worst enemy, his worst nightmare. Efrat Cybulkiewicz
“ And eventually in that house where everyone, even the fugitive hiding in the cellar from his faceless enemies, finds his tongue cleaving dryly to the roof of his mouth, where even the sons of the hous… Salman Rushdie
“ I discovered from my time in the brother that men's members, if bitten off or otherwise severed, do not grow again. This seems a great mistake on the part of nature, since men are so careless with the… Jeanette Winterson
“ There was said to be measuring of penises at the Orchid, but was it true and if so what did mean? Larry McMurtry
“ College feminists made fun of skyscrapers, saying they were phallic symbols. They said the same thing about space rockets, even though, if you stopped to think about it, rockets were shaped the way th… Jeffrey Eugenides
“ I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you love it just as much as I do. I want to suck your dick and eat your balls until your cum coats my tongue… Cameron Dane
“ John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough th… David Wong
