Larry McMurtry Quote

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

Penises... if used incorrectly it becomes man's worst enemy, his worst nightmare.

And eventually in that house where everyone, even the fugitive hiding in the cellar from his faceless enemies, finds his tongue cleaving dryly to the roof of his mouth, where even the sons of the hous...

I discovered from my time in the brother that men's members, if bitten off or otherwise severed, do not grow again. This seems a great mistake on the part of nature, since men are so careless with the...

College feminists made fun of skyscrapers, saying they were phallic symbols. They said the same thing about space rockets, even though, if you stopped to think about it, rockets were shaped the way th...