“ I'm going to go pee. If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. John Scalzi
“ Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate… Michael Bassey Johnson
“ This is the Speaker for the Dead? Judging someone by appearances? Maybe I've fallen in love with Grego. You've always been a sucker for people who pee on you. Orson Scott Card
“ There are few moments of clarity more profound than those that follow the emptying of an overcharged bladder. The world slows down, the focus sharpens, the brain comes back on line. Huge nebulous diff… Tom Holt
“ Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? John Green
“ She got to her feet and tucked her fingers into her armpits to warm them, glaring at Briar and Parahan as she walked over to the mules. It wasn't fair that men didn't have to twist themselves into kno… Tamora Pierce
“ When I entered, she sat up and focused on the bag in my hand. The chick at the store said it works better in the morning, but it might work tonight. I bought a few extra tests, just in case. Do you ne… Bijou Hunter
“ I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in front of Burgerville headquarters."You'll blow our cover.""But what if there is a fire?""The f… Lee Goldberg
“ You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked. Tara Sivec
“ I suggest to you, late or not late, the moment you have discovered that the mission of someone is to pee on your dreams, keep him away or keep away from him. Israelmore Ayivor
