Top Bladder Quotes

I'm going to go pee. If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.

The fundamental difference between books and movies is that the length of a book does not depend upon the capacity of the human bladder.

Bladder Definition

(n.) A bag or sac in animals, which serves as the receptacle of some fluid; as, the urinary bladder; the gall bladder; -- applied especially to the urinary bladder, either within the animal, or when taken out and inflated with air.

(n.) Any vesicle or blister, especially if filled with air, or a thin, watery fluid.

(n.) A distended, membranaceous pericarp.

(n.) Anything inflated, empty, or unsound.

(v. t.) To swell out like a bladder with air; to inflate.

(v. t.) To put up in bladders; as, bladdered lard.

There are few moments of clarity more profound than those that follow the emptying of an overcharged bladder. The world slows down, the focus sharpens, the brain comes back on line. Huge nebulous diff...