Top Intercourse Quotes

If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel.

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

Intercourse Definition

(n.) A commingling; intimate connection or dealings between persons or nations, as in common affairs and civilities, in correspondence or trade; communication; commerce; especially, interchange of thought and feeling; association; communion.

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate...

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

Once you are defiled, you can't get back your purity by any means, instead, you will only look for ways to be defiled over and over again.

Don't run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which will intellectually satisfy you.

If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

Sex doesn't satisfy for a lifetime, the more you have it, the more you want it. And the more you have it, the more you die out.

A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that they become very interested in only intere...

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one's arms around a side of beef.

It's time to make love, douse the glim; The fireflies twinkle and dim; The stars lean together Like birds of a feather, And the loin lies down with the limb.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a wo...

Holy Mother we do believe,That without sin Thou didst conceive;May we now in Thee believing,Also sin without conceiving.

Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

Nevertheless man has found love, which is not a bad reply to that sly Deity, and he has adorned it with so much poetry that woman often forgets the sensual part of it. Those among us who are unable to...

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.

When coming to sex: First served, first come.