“ I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Sex doesn't satisfy for a lifetime, the more you have it, the more you want it. And the more you have it, the more you die out. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Once you are defiled, you can't get back your purity by any means, instead, you will only look for ways to be defiled over and over again. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that they become very interested in only intere… Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate… Michael Bassey Johnson
“ If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Don't run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which will intellectually satisfy you. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Nevertheless man has found love, which is not a bad reply to that sly Deity, and he has adorned it with so much poetry that woman often forgets the sensual part of it. Those among us who are unable to… Guy de Maupassant
“ It's time to make love, douse the glim; The fireflies twinkle and dim; The stars lean together Like birds of a feather, And the loin lies down with the limb. Conrad Aiken
“ There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a wo… Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Holy Mother we do believe,That without sin Thou didst conceive;May we now in Thee believing,Also sin without conceiving. A.P. Herbert
