Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.
To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
(imp. & p. p.) of Paraphrase
When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.
To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away.
I never minded the random scribblings of other readers, found them interesting in fact. It is a truth universally acknowledged that people write the darndest things in the margins of their books.
You could know a man not by what his friends said about him, but by how he treated his servants.
Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
Love is not patronizing and charity isn't about pity, it is about love. Charity and love are the same -- with charity you give love, so don't just give money but reach out your hand instead.
All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.
There is no God and we are his prophets.
So many things to see, people to do.
It sounded like a piece of blackboard being dragged over the nails of a wall of severed fingers.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an heir.
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.