When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an heir.
(imp. & p. p.) of Paraphrase
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.
It sounded like a piece of blackboard being dragged over the nails of a wall of severed fingers.
Life is like a box of Hand grenades,You never know what will blow you to kingdom come
See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you'll have a pin.
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
So many things to see, people to do.
What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.
Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.
To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
I gave you all! screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan.And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck, said Regan.
Do you hate people?I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.
Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.
Charity . . . is the opium of the privileged.
And then what?I'll burn that bridge when I cross it.
All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.
Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.
If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
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