I'm a little pencil in the hand of a writing God, who is sending a love letter to the world.
I'm trying to undermine the basis of Christian belief... I'm not in the business of offending people. I find the books upholding certain values that I think are important, such as life is immensely va...
(imp. & p. p.) of Paraphrase
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the...
I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.
Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people.
There's none so blind as those who will not listen.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.
The Battle of Normandy was won on the beaches of Dieppe
I gave you all! screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan.And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck, said Regan.
Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.
I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.
Excess makes the heart grow fonder...
Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.
Life is like a box of Hand grenades,You never know what will blow you to kingdom come