“ I'm a little pencil in the hand of a writing God, who is sending a love letter to the world. Mother Teresa
“ I'm trying to undermine the basis of Christian belief... I'm not in the business of offending people. I find the books upholding certain values that I think are important, such as life is immensely va… Philip Pullman
“ All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the… Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“ Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. G.K. Chesterton
“ Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people. Eleanor Roosevelt
“ I'm trying to undermine the basis of Christian belief... I'm not in the business of offending people. I find the books upholding certain values that I think are important, such as life is immensely va… Philip Pullman
“ I gave you all! screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan.And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck, said Regan. Christopher Moore
“ I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery. Demetri Martin
“ It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager. Charles Stross