“ I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain.… Garth Ennis
“ There'd be no point trynna blackmail a bloke everyone already knows is a cunt, would there? Garth Ennis
“ As the old saying goes: With great power comes the total fuckin' certainty that you're gonna turn into a cunt. Garth Ennis
“ I get down on my knees every mornin' an' give eternal thanks for the existence of girls in a otherwise pointless universe. Garth Ennis
“ Well, I once recall an old master sergeant once telling me that NCOs look after the men so that officers can figure out how to get them killed. That's the difference between maintenance and command. Garth Ennis
“ We've the whole wide world out there waiting for us, and we've forever to make the most've it. And that's the thing: enjoyin' life. Not livin' death, or anything stupid like that.What've we got to fea… Garth Ennis
“ All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible. Garth Ennis
“ Well if I ever stick a cape on an' start usin' ordinary human bein's to wipe me arse with, you'll know you were right to worry, won't you? Garth Ennis
“ You're the only person who means anything to me in the whole world, you're all I've got...Well then you've got nothin. Garth Ennis
“ Larger than life character; a couple of hundred years ago he would have been a pirate. When in evil company, try to blend in - that was one of his. Garth Ennis
“ The urge to fight, to maul, to murder: it is the greatest cancer that afflicts mankind. It obliterates the body of the victim, and the spirit of the the one who strikes the blow. I have seen it... Garth Ennis
“ Agent Brendel: These are the descendants of our Lord. I myself have seen the documents that prove it. We have protected them and their predecessors for nineteen centuries, and whatever their appearanc… Garth Ennis
“ Wait a minute, even I've hearda him. He died savin' the entire universe.Choked on cum... Garth Ennis
