I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.
You know, she said, stirring her tea, the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed.I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose...
(n.) The brambling finch.
We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his...
As he passed me, he leaned to Curran and handed him a paper fan folded from some sort of flyer.Curran looked at the fan. What?An emergency precaution, Your Majesty. In case the lady faints.Curran just...
I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev.Barabas sighed dramatically. Kate, you make me despair. Let's try that again from the t...
We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.How do you know he is a sex fiend?He is fifteen and he's a bouda. Hello?
You destroyed five million dollars' worth of luxury cars.Yes, but none of them are wearing human heads as hood ornaments.
He leaned his head to me, his neck so close to my lips, I felt the heat coming off his skin. His breath was warm against my ear. His voice was a ragged snarl. I miss you.This wasn't happening.I worry...
Who is that?Your replacement.You replaced me with a shaved poodle?He's got mad skills.
Shane lowered his glasses on his nose and gave me his version of a severe stare.I leaned a little toward Luther. Is this the part where I faint in fear?Luther bit his lip. He might also accept falling...
It's a party house.I hope for your sake it's a very tame party. If he brought me to some sort of sex orgy, he would fly right through one of those pretty windows, headfirst.
The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.
On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.
I've read your summary.And?It's not incompetent.Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. Did you expect it to be written in crayon?
They had picked up Julie's scent hit wolfsbane lost her and found her trail again at the crumbling Highway 23 except it was two hours old and mixed with horse scents. She was hitchhiking. Great. Aweso...
In there?'She nodded.'You want us to go into the tortoise?'Another nod.'It's alive.'Another nod.
He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?Nope!Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me.
We can do subtle, I assured her.It's our middle name, Andrea added.For some odd reason Rene didn't look convinced.
They really kicked me out? Refunded the tuition and everything. Julie blinked a couple of times coming to grips with this tidbit. So what happens now? I expect you'll be a bum. Homeless and jobless be...
Aha, Andrea said. I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.
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