He glued the chair to my ass.Silence.Is it still...attached?I can't get it off.
I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you love him, Kate. That's rare. Think about it--if he really stood you up, why would he be so pissed off...
When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't g...
I've read your summary.And?It's not incompetent.Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. Did you expect it to be written in crayon?
Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.
The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey. You're drinking tea a honey badger made, Jim said. What did you expect?
It's a party house.I hope for your sake it's a very tame party. If he brought me to some sort of sex orgy, he would fly right through one of those pretty windows, headfirst.
And you expect me to commute two hours each way from the Keep to the Order. I kept my voice mild. I suppose I won't be needing my job, my house, or my clothes anymore.I didn't say that. Although let m...
Next to me, Saiman smiled. We all want what we can't have, Kate. I want you, you want love, and he wants to break my neck.
Getting a lecture on restraint from the woman who threw a hissy fit and blew up Babylon.
The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?Yep.Is he carrying a moon on his pitchfork?No, it's a pie.
Im's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes its prey. They demonstrate their contraptions and everyone marvels. My ch...
Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.
Yeah, that would fly.
Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. Screw you!Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way.Whatever!
I'm counting to ten in my head.Is it helping?No.It doesn't help me with you either. I used to life weights to alleviate frustration, but someone blowtorched my weight bench. How did you do it, by the...
Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mouthing off.Did he expect anything different? Hey, I didn't kick or punch you in the throat. I consider...
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnu...
Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
Some people got vicious Dobermans. I got a shaved attack poodle in a black sweater. His tough, spawn-of-hell image had taken a fatal blow, but at least he would be warm.