Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday.
He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?Nope!Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me.
(n.) The brambling finch.
One does not simply Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next.
Curran strode toward me, eyes blazing. If I let her go, I'll need a replacement. Want to volunteer for the job.He looked like he wouldn't be taking no for an anser. I swiped Slayer from its sheath and...
What the hell is this? Desandra asked This is Cuddles. She's a mammoth donkey. Derek grinned, leaning on the fence. Do you have any self-respect left?Nope.
Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-tell-me-whom?
Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mouthing off.Did he expect anything different? Hey, I didn't kick or punch you in the throat. I consider...
You'll lose.What makes you so sure?You have no discipline. All you do is tear down shit down. My father is a bastard, but at least he builds things. You turn cities into smoking ruins and blunder abou...
I looked at him. You really need to work on your threats. I can't tell if you're threatening me or inviting me for tea.
I would not leave you. I'll be there. Wherever you want 'there' to be.
A dense wall of greenery bordered it, ...an impenetrable barrier of oaks, evergreen shrubs, blackberry that somehow resisted the frost, and thorns. In the defense department, the witches would make Sl...
Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.
Say 'pop.' Pop? That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.
Andrea raised her hand. This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.Maybe you should have it gold-plated.Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.
Andrea raised her eyebrows. Look at you, all high-speed.Yeah, you'd think I was a detective or something.Andrea held her hand out. You'll jinx it.
The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?Yep.Is he carrying a moon on his pitchfork?No, it's a pie.
When life backs you into a corner and offers you no escape, when your friends, your lover, and your family abandon you, when you're at the end of your rope, panicked, alone, and losing your mind, you...
I had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent.
Where are we going? Desandra asked.We’re going to Blue Ribbon Stables, I said. It’s the closest place to rent a horse.Why? Desandra asked.Because I can’t keep up with you on foot, I said.And she runs...
You can’t blame me, Ascanio said. Anybody in my place would be concerned. You don’t even have a proper horse. You’re riding a mutant equine of unknown origin.Don’t disrespect my donkey
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