How's Uncle Louis today? Who? And Aunt Maude?
Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex . . . a lot. But it's never going to replace...
He wondered often how he would ever recognize the first chill, flush, twinge, ache, belch, sneeze, stain, lethargy, vocal slip, loss of balance or lapse of memory that would signal the inevitable begi...
From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt's money-gulping door.I'll sue you, the door said as the fi...
Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth.Oh, you say that...
FEE, FI-- Magnus begins. Oh wait, I already said that, he adds.
Elsie eyed him puzzledly, and then offered, Would you like to see my plate?
During the next week, everyone noticed that my appetite had improved, even Toddy. Are you done with your hunger strike? he asked me curiously, one morning. Toddy, eat your breakfast. But I thought tha...
Does it give you déjà voodoo how alike the houses are?That's déjà vu, and I hate you right now
But just as everything was going along politely, quietly and wonderfully — in poured Citizen Danton and his crew.
Surely you have considered terrorist activity?
We are not subjects of an autocratic King, but are citizens of the country contributing to the advancement of our people who pay taxes out of their hard earned income.
Life is a circus: you go in, bow, run around, bow again and leave.
Liers cannot be lied to because they know everything can be a lie.
Shit, I have already read this....
I was bored stiff while reading this. I got so bored I wanted to slit my wrists to see how my flatmate would react.
From the beginning, when something was wrong I've been saying: 'Dilly-ding, dilly-dong, wake up, wake up!' So on Christmas Day I bought for all the players and all the staff a little bell. It was just...
Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, pathetic, manageable." And she whispered to me a great, universal truth: "THE BOW...
It is hard to be kind to those who smack the hands that feed you.
What use is of an eye to be open if it's not there to see! Shouldn't it rather be gauged or closed for it deceives?