What the heck is this, a trivet?""I AM WAFFLE FACE!
Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.
Some people never go crazy. Me, sometimes I'll lie down behind the couch for 3 or 4 days. They'll find me there. It's Cherub, they'll say, and they pour wine down my throat rub my chest sprinkle me wi...
Mac had many admirable qualities, but not tact. He was the sort of man who would have tried to cheer Napoleon up by talking about the Winter Sports at Moscow.
If you're not where you wanna be in your life, why you chilling so much?
Always remember rule #6... don't take yourself so damn seriously
God in his infinite wisdomDid not make me very wise-So when my actions are stupidThey hardly take God by surprise.
Hello, IT... Have you tried turning it off and on again?... OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing?... Yeah, you need to turn it on.... Err, the button turns it on.... Yeah, you do know how a...
Fish and company start to smell after three days.
Am sorry to note that abuse and condemnation of a common acquaintance often constitutes very strong bond of union between otherwise uncongenial spirits.
Remember the 11th commandment. Thou shalt not take thyself to damn seriously.
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak."A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow."And I looked up and realizedThe waitress was a cow.I cried, "Mistake--forget the the steak.I'll take the chicken then."I heard a cluck...
If I wanted you to understand, I would explain it better.
my sword reappeared in my pocket.yeah,great timing.now i could attack the walls all i wanted.my cell had no bar,no window,not even a door
Most men are not wicked... They are sleep-walkers, not evil evildoers.
That's your solution? Have a cookie?
Whoever thou art that, not content with a moderate condition, imaginest happiness in royal magnificence, and dreamest that command or riches can feed the appetite of novelty with perpetual gratificati...
It's a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over central park.
You're Ma's own blood son, but did she take on that time Tony Fontaine shot you in the leg? No, she just sent for old Doc Fontaine to dress it and asked the doctor what ailed Tony's aim. Said she gues...
You stole a boat, she snapped. What am I doing with you, you boat-stealing lunatic?