Lauren Willig Quote

Lauren Willig

Tell them I have the headache--no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious.

Lauren Willig

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Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.

Carl R White

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99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

Quentin R. Bufogle

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I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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Get high on love, not drugs.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: african, africans, aphorisms, blacks, boast, brag, ghetto, hate, hatred and bitterness, hatred hatred

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

Fakeer Ishavardas

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Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.

Matthew Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages "US News Media" If the devil is the father of all lies, isn't the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?

Matthew Heines

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Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.

Matthew Heines

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