He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.
If you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!
A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fattaBut she's pretty and purryAnd funny and furrySo what does an ounce or two matta?
I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.
A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.
The canvas had disfigured it. Koko squirmed and squealed and made himself
She had white cat hair on her dark suit, she was a dedicated cat hugger.
Nothing can scatter like 3 Siamese cats better than 2 Siamese cats.
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We designed the house to go with her looks.
What lofty subject are you addressing in Tuesday’s column? she asked. Pencils! I’ve just discovered a source for the fat yellow pencils with thick soft leads that were standard equipment on my first n...
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London is full of women of the highest society who have remained thirty-five for years.
Some of us are grown-up at age twelve; some of us never mature. It’s not a question of whether you’re old enough to make your own decision; are you old enough to take responsibility for the outcome if...
The fact that Kristi was an attractive young woman had nothing to do with his enthusiastic speculations, he told himself.
Certain element—a few crazies—that don’t have anything to do. They shot out two streetlights on Goodwinter Boulevard last night. When I was a kid we smashed pumpkins and strung trees with toilet paper...
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
No one ever owns a cat, he corrected her. You share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respect . . . although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal. Siamese particu...
My days keep getting shorter. When I’m a hundred, I’ll be going to bed before I get up.
No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.
Do you mind living alone? she asked. I’ve tried it both ways, he replied, and I know it can be a letdown to come home to an empty apartment, but now I have the Siamese to greet me at the door. They’re...