“ He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them. Lilian Jackson Braun
“ If you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about! Lilian Jackson Braun
“ A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fattaBut she's pretty and purryAnd funny and furrySo what does an ounce or two matta? Lilian Jackson Braun
“ What lofty subject are you addressing in Tuesday’s column? she asked. Pencils! I’ve just discovered a source for the fat yellow pencils with thick soft leads that were standard equipment on my first n… Lilian Jackson Braun
“ Some of us are grown-up at age twelve; some of us never mature. It’s not a question of whether you’re old enough to make your own decision; are you old enough to take responsibility for the outcome if… Lilian Jackson Braun
“ Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London is full of women of the highest society who have remained thirty-five for years. Lilian Jackson Braun
“ The fact that Kristi was an attractive young woman had nothing to do with his enthusiastic speculations, he told himself. Lilian Jackson Braun
“ Certain element—a few crazies—that don’t have anything to do. They shot out two streetlights on Goodwinter Boulevard last night. When I was a kid we smashed pumpkins and strung trees with toilet paper… Lilian Jackson Braun
“ My days keep getting shorter. When I’m a hundred, I’ll be going to bed before I get up. Lilian Jackson Braun
“ No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity. Lilian Jackson Braun
“ No one ever owns a cat, he corrected her. You share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respect . . . although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal. Siamese particu… Lilian Jackson Braun
“ Do you mind living alone? she asked. I’ve tried it both ways, he replied, and I know it can be a letdown to come home to an empty apartment, but now I have the Siamese to greet me at the door. They’re… Lilian Jackson Braun
