“ I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny. Seth Rogen
“ The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me. Seth Rogen
“ Trying to constantly get yourself into movies is extremely stressful and sometimes just impossible. Seth Rogen
“ I don't make the best movies in the world, but at times, I do feel like I'm adding something to the cinematic community. Seth Rogen
“ I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone's spots. Seth Rogen
“ I'm not one of those actors where filmmakers that I admire ask me to be in their movies. I meet them at parties and they're nice to me, but they never ask me to work with them. Seth Rogen
“ Marriage can be expensive, and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent. Seth Rogen
“ I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that's all I'd remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me. Seth Rogen