I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.
One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place d...
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
We made it back to the airport without getting mugged, stoned, shot at, pounced on, bombed, shelled, garroted, gassed, pitched into, caught in a cross fire, sniped at, blockaded, napalmed, or trip-wir...
Wait a second, Clary said.I never understand why people say that, Luke said, to no one in particular. I wasn't going anywhere.
Great minds think alike-especially when they are female.
All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them.
I can never be perfectly certain whether Helen was got with child by Leonard Bast or by his fatal forgotten umbrella. All things considered, I think it must have been the umbrella.
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
You don't appreciate a faithful husband when you've got one,' said Tommy.'All my friends tell me you never know with husbands,' said Tuppance.'You have the wrong kind of friends,' said Tommy.
I looked at the stained-glass image of the lamb in the window above me, but that only reminded me that lambs are famous for being led to slaughter, or sometimes hanging out with lions in ill-advised r...
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you.
My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.
I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell yo...